I know it’s a little early. As Thanksgiving is not yet upon us, it is therefore not even Advent yet, so why am I contemplating Christmas wishes?
Well for one, I’ve been working on Christmas presents since July or August. Also, I’ve been assaulted of late by a barrage of sweaters and other toasty knitted lovelies that has inspired a bad case of knitting lust. So to stave off my impulses, I’m putting in a request.
Santa, next year I would like to knit the following:
. . . and a whole lot more. Now, I can come by yarn pretty easily, patterns too. What I need you to do is to flex some of your time/space continuum bending powers in my favor so I can have the time I need to knit them all and still work and sleep and take care of things. I know I’m asking a lot, but I hope we can come to a mutually acceptable arrangement.